Robo-Skipper 5000 Emerges as Frontrunner for Twins Managerial Job
The Minnesota Twins are considering a futuristic hire, Robo-Skipper 5000, a fully automated dugout management system.
Robo-Skipper 5000 is programmed to manage solely by spreadsheets and follow every organizational directive without hesitation or critical thought.
The mechanical manager promises to align perfectly with the franchise’s prioritization of innovation and cost efficiency.
This development comes in the wake of Rocco Baldelli’s dismissal, with sources indicating the team's preference for the automated system.
Author's summary: Twins consider robotic manager.
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