Twins Accidentally Leak Offseason Plan to Beat Writers
In what can only be described as a perfectly Twins moment, Derek Falvey and the front office apparently accidentally sent their entire offseason blueprint to the local beat writers earlier this week.
The plan, which reportedly included color-coded spreadsheets, a 37-slide PowerPoint, and a section titled “How to Pretend We’re Spending Money Without Actually Doing It,” was intended to stay in-house until at least December (or forever, depending on how things went).
“How to Pretend We’re Spending Money Without Actually Doing It”
Author's summary: Twins leak offseason plan to beat writers.
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